Then THIS is worth a BILLION!  Seriously - explain this picture to me!

Okay, this is a great follow-up to the goofy picture above...

DALE works in Creative for Wilen Media in Farmingdale, and is a big Q fan...the whole dept. was asked to come up with some suggestions to explain the picture above...these guys are TRULY Creative!

Here are the best 3!

1) Dale Silverman, Proofreader/Copy Editor:

During the Junior Prom, Duane’s date is devastated when her new Dolce & Gabbana knock-offs from Payless stick in the hem of her strapless gown and rip the seam. As her Maybelline mascara starts to run down her Clearasil-covered face, Duane knows he can save Lorraine’s dress—and the night—by being a hero.

Promising to be back in a jiffy, Duane runs out to find his car.  In order to avoid the hefty valet charge—and tip—he had parked on a residential street 3 blocks from the dance and wasn’t quite sure where it was. Finally he sees it, but there’s a crowd of police officers down the block. If he can somehow distract them, he can get to his trunk—where he know his Mom’s recent birthday gift is sitting—the Sears Cordless Travel Mini-Sewing Machine!

In his attempt to get back to the dance as quickly as possible, Duane runs past the cops, only to be met by the oncoming Paparazzi, who want to get first shots of the horrific UPS accident that has just ensued. Oblivious to the collision, the suave teen assumes his impressive tux and sick new hairstyle are what’s exciting the media.

Duane smiles to the cameras—before heading back to the prom—the hero.

2) Katie, Proofreader:

On prom night Chad decides to play a prank....

He places a small appliance in the middle of a road. An oncoming UPS driver is so petrified about crushing it, he quickly drives off the street and ends in a ditch. As the police arrive and assess the situation, Chad inconspicuously poses in front of the accident with his beloved appliance while his date snaps the shot.

3) Nicole, Editor:

Jimmy’s prom was upstaged by a rogue UPS driver, who assumed (incorrectly) that he could abscond with a freight full of small appliances. The driver would later admit to some half-hatched scheme of unloading the contents of his truck on a gaggle of unwitting French Canadians just across the border -- no doubt for an obscene mark-up in suggested retail price.

That was until Jimmy, posing for pictures on his front lawn, narrowly escaped collision with the careening truck. Swerving to avoid Jimmy, the driver “parked” his truck in a nearby ditch. Jimmy raced across the street to make a civil arrest, until the police could arrive to apprehend the criminal. He thinks the miniature Singer sewing machine the Bellevue Police Department gifted him is just swell.

I LOVE IT - now THAT's a creative agency!!!!!!!!!!!!